Sunday, July 31, 2011

Review from the Queue: Management

I am embarking on a mission, people.

My Netflix instant queue has become an endless parade of movies that I'm going to watch... eventually. I have hundreds of hours worth of entertainment just waiting at my fingertips and yet, every time I decide to watch a movie, I flip through the queue with unending disinterest.


Well, enough is enough. That changes now.

I am embarking on a new mission: to watch every single movie currently in residence on my instant queue.

Target #1: Management (2008) starring Jennifer Aniston and Steve Zahn.


From the moment I first saw it in Blockbuster, I was curious... but not really to the point of paying the $7 to rent it. After all, there were far better movies that came out that year, which were, in my mind, worth the investment of my time and money. And let's be honest here, the photoshopping on Aniston's face is a little disturbing.

Anyway, when I saw the film available on Netflix, I added it to my instant queue (along with about a million other seemingly average films), but that's where it stayed for, quite literally, years.


Then, prompted by some unknown force - maybe the planets aligned just right, maybe God Himself forced my hand, I don't know - but for some reason tonight was different. This time, as my fingers roboticly clicked the right trigger on my Xbox controller as they have countless times before, I stopped on Management and pressed play.

I wasn't quite sure what to expect. I'd read the description on the back of the box before, but as with most indie films, you can never really be certain whether your getting a glistening gem or a steaming pile of crap.


In this case, though, I was pleasantly surprised. The story was actually very charming without being overly sugar-coated, as many mainstream romantic comedies tend to be. There were unforeseeable plot twists, as well as a few that really anyone could see coming (i.e. the mother's death). I was happy, though, that the story took me to unexpected places. I honestly didn't know where Mike (Steve Zahn) would end up next and I could never predict whether things were going to work out for him or Sue (Jennifer Aniston). This anticipation was sustained throughout the film, too, right up until the very end.

The characters were endearing and I was very pleased with their realness. I know that Aniston's films have been somewhat hit or miss, but in Management, she really shows her talent as a serious actress. She had a real depth and emotional range, as did Steve Zahn, that has been missing from some of their other movies. Zahn has gained a lot of his fame by playing the goofy comical sidekick, but has rarely been successful in commanding a leading role. In this film, however, he has proven that he can be so much more than just a funny guy. Sure, there were many comical moments in Management, but this film isn't just another comedy. Mike is a complex and interesting character with relate-able needs, wants and concerns, and his relationship with Sue is just as complicated as any other couple in real life (perhaps even more so).


So, in conclusion, I guess the lesson of the day is don't judge a movie by it's cover. And don't be afraid to watch some of these indie movies, either - you just might be surprised!


Stay tuned for more reviews from my instant queue!

Monday, July 18, 2011

A Blog By Any Other Name

I'm quickly realizing that I'm not the best blogger out there. It's strange for me to think about putting words into a little window and opening it up to the whole world... stranger still for a writer, I know.


As you may or may not have noticed. There really isn't a theme, or a purpose for that matter, to this blog. I just think of an idea - hopefully a good one - and I write it down. I add a splash of color and comedy, and voila! A blog.


Who came up with that word anyway? Couldn't there have been some better way of describing these virtual journals?


Blog.

Bleh. It's like you have to belch to say it.


BLOG!!!

Oh, excuse me.

Anyway, there was a point to this particular post and it is that, well, there is no point. This blog is just a blog. Just a place for me to write what I'm thinking, whether it makes sense or not.

If nothing else, I suppose it gives you (whoever you may be) a glimpse at who I am.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Post-Graduate Haze

There is a story waiting to be told... I just don't know what it is yet.

I have my degree now, but somehow, it just doesn't seem... well, like it matters. A solid year of writing and what do I have to show for it? An unfinished script, a thousand ideas, and no job prospects. Somehow, I feel more lost now than I did before.


Don't get me wrong, I love writing and I'm proud of myself for being the Salutatorian of my class, but...

What now?


Once again, I find myself in the post-graduate haze, fumbling around blindly.

My problem is the same - I need direction!


There are so many things that I want to do that I don't have any clue where to start. I have a master's degree, doesn't that count for something? Why should I take a job doing something I could've done right out of high school? It just doesn't make sense.

And now I have the added bonus of student loan payments every month. Yipee.


Somehow, I need to find my way. I know what I want out of life... I'm just not sure how to get it.

I wish someone would just give a guide to achieving your dreams (and I'm not talking about the millions of "self-help" books out there -- they're crap). I need a step by step guide, or at least a starting point.


I'm in the right location for what I wanna do, but I still feel shut out. I've searched countless job postings, the vast majority of which do not apply to me, and I see plenty of positions that I would like to have, but they all stab you with that one dagger of a word "experience". Well, how the hell am I supposed to get experience?


I suppose I could try the DIY route, but that takes a lot of time and a lot of money. Not to mention skills that I just don't possess.


Meanwhile I find myself being pulled into a field that I have absolutely no interest in. Never have. So what do I do about that? I mean, it's a job - better than nothing, right?


...or is it?

After all, the whole purpose of me getting the education that I did was so that I could avoid being sucked into a meaningless, toilsome, and soul-killing job.


I want a career, not a job.
I want to enjoy my weekdays, not dread them.
And I want to experience things that, yeah, only money can buy.

So many people talk about money like it's some sort of evil, but the fact of the matter is that in order to enjoy all the wonderful things on this earth, YOU NEED MONEY.

End of story.

Ugh.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Four-Word Fashion Report - 2011 CFDA Fashion Awards

Kelly Bensimon


I - see - your - underwear

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Katie Cassidy


leg - tattoo - so - classy

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Gerard Butler


someone - needs - a - haircut

~~~

Marcia Cross


one - wig - from - Cher

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Liv Tyler


Delta - Burke - Designing - Women

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Kanye West


long - skinnies - fancy - shoes

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Carla Gugino


Elvira - meets - disco - ball

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Miranda Kerr


shark - ate - the - sides

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Kirsten Dunst


has - ruler - will - beat

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The Olsen Twins


outfits - chosen - by - Roulette

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Lady Ga Ga


nip - slips - no - surprise

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Innovation Nation

At a time when innovation in this country is at an all-time low, I can't help but stop and wonder why that is. What happened in the past 100 years or so that has caused America to fall behind? More importantly, what can we do about it?

For my entire adult life, I have been surrounded by discontent and dissent. The first year I was able to vote, George W. Bush was elected to a second term in office. That election alone created a deep rift between the people of this country. It was virtually a requirement that you chose a side and fought bitterly for it. Then, during the course of his second term in office, Bush's approval rating fell so low that people on both sides were fed up with him.


I see a similar situation unfolding with President Obama. Everyone is so hyper-critical of every single move he makes, every word he speaks, that it is impossible for him to do anything right in their eyes. Some people are so adamantly opposed to anything he suggests that they disregard his proposals outright, without giving any consideration to the positive aspects of it or even offering an alternative.


On Facebook, on Twitter, and on virtually every other platform for expressing one's opinion, everyone seems to be complaining. They complain about health care. They complain about taxes. They complain about government spending. There is always something new for them to complain about.


But not one of these people offers any alternative. Not one of them looks for a solution to the problems facing our country. Everyone expects someone else to take care of it.

As a nation, we've become so pessimistic that we are becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. Many of us don't see a bright future ahead, because we are so focused on the problems at hand. We can complain all day long until we are blue in the face, but when it comes down to it, we fail to take any action.

This brings me to the heart of the issue. We are lazy.


LAZY!

We expect everyone else to take care of our problems. In our minds, there is always someone else who will figure out how to fix what's broken, and frankly, most of the "innovations" of the last several decades have only served to perpetuate and encourage our laziness.

We don't have to walk anywhere - we can ride a Segway (or drive a car, take a taxi, ride a train, fly in a plane...). We don't have to exercise to lose weight - we can take some pills or follow a fad diet or just have plastic surgery. We never have to leave our homes at all, thanks to online shopping and delivery services, not to mention online degree programs.

So, where does that leave us? The bottom line is, if we want to see America as a leader again, it's not going to happen through brute force and it's definitely not going to happen by itself. We need to make it happen! The future belongs to all of us, so why not invest in it? The next time you have something to complain about, why not try to think of some way to fix it?

If you want to fix America's innovation crisis, you're going to have to get up off your ass first.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

20 Must-See Movies (Summer 2011)

1. The Tree of Life
May 4 (UK)

Starring: Brad Pitt, Sean Penn and Jessica Chastain
Written and Directed by: Terrence Malick (The Thin Red Line)

"The story centers around a family with three boys in the 1950s. The eldest son witnesses the loss of innocence."

2. Thor
May 6

Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Hopkins and Natalie Portman
Screenplay by: Ashley Miller, Zack Stentz and Don Payne
Directed by: Kenneth Brannagh

"The powerful but arrogant warrior Thor is cast out of the fantastic realm of Asgard and sent to live amongst humans on Earth, where he soon becomes one of their finest defenders."

3. Midnight in Paris
May 11

Starring: Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams and Kathy Bates
Written and Directed by: Woody Allen

"A romantic comedy about a family traveling to the French capital for business. The party includes a young engaged couple forced to confront the illusion that a life different from their own is better."

4. Bridesmaids
May 13

Starring: Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph and Rose Byrne
Written by: Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo
Directed by: Paul Feig

"A comedy centered on two women battling to plan their friend's wedding party."

5. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
May 20

Starring: Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz and Ian McShane
Screenplay by: Ted Elliot and Terry Rossio
Directed by: Rob Marshall (Memoirs of a Geisha)

"Jack Sparrow and Barbossa embark on a quest to find the elusive fountain of youth, only to discover that Blackbeard and his daughter are after it too."

6. The Hangover Part II
May 26

Starring: Bradley Cooper, Zack Galifianakis and Ed Helms
Written by: Craig Mazin, Scot Armstrong and Todd Phillips
Directed by: Todd Phillips

"Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to Bangkok for Stu's wedding."

7. Kung Fu Panda 2
May 26

Starring: Jack Black, Angelina Jolie and Jackie Chan
Written by: Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger
Directed by: Jennifer Yuh

"Po joins forces with a group of new kung-fu masters to take on an old enemy with a deadly new weapon."

8. X-Men: First Class
June 3

Starring: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender and Jennifer Lawrence
Screenplay by: Jane Goldman, Ashley Miller, Jamie Moss and Zack Stentz
Directed by: Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass)

"In 1963, Charles Xavier starts up a school and later a team, for humans with superhuman abilities. Among them is Erik Lensherr, his best friend... and future archenemy."

9. Super 8
June 10

Starring: Elle Fanning, Amanda Michalka and Kyle Chandler
Written and Directed by: J. J. Abrams (Lost)

"In the summer of 1979, a group of friends in a small Ohio town witness a catastrophic train crash while making a super 8 movie and soon suspect that it was not an accident. Shortly after, unusual disappearances and inexplicable events begin to take place in town, and the local Deputy tries to uncover the truth - something more terrifying than any of them could have imagined."

10. Green Lantern
June 17

Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively and Peter Sarsgaard
Screenplay by: Greg Berlanti, Michael Green, Marc Guggenheim and Michael Goldenberg
Directed by: Martin Campbell (Casino Royale)

"A test pilot is granted a mystical green ring that bestows him with otherworldly powers, as well as membership into an intergalactic squadron tasked with keeping peace within the universe."

11. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
June 24

Starring: Shia LeBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Tyrese Gibson
Written by: Ehren Kruger
Directed by: Michael Bay

"The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the Moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and learn its secrets, which could turn the tide in the Transformers' final battle."

12. Cars 2
June 24

Starring: Own Wilson, Michael Caine and Jason Isaacs
Directed by: John Lasseter and Brad Lewis

"Racing star Lightning McQueen teams up with his best friend Mater for an international adventure as they go up against the world's fastest cars."

13. Rise of the Apes
June 24
No trailer yet.

Starring: James Franco, Andy Serkis and Freida Pinto
Written by: Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver
Directed by: Rupert Wyatt

"An origin story set in present day San Francisco, where man's own experiments with genetic engineering lead to the development of intelligence in apes and the onset of a war for supremacy."

July 15

Starring: Daniel Radcliff, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint
Screenplay by: Steve Kloves
Directed by: David Yates

"The end begins as Harry, Ron, and Hermione go back to Hogwarts to find and destroy Voldemort's final horcruxes, but when Voldemort finds out about their mission, the biggest battle begins and life as they know it will never be the same again."

July 22

Starring: Chris Evans, Hugo Weaving and Tommy Lee Jones
Screenplay by: Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely
Directed by: Joe Johnston (The Wolfman)

"After being deemed unfit for military service, Steve Rogers volunteers for a top secret research project that turns him into Captain America, a superhero dedicated to defending America's ideals."

July 29

Starring: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde
Screenplay by: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof, Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby
Directed by: Jon Favreau (Iron Man)

"A spaceship arrives in Arizona, 1873, to take over the Earth, starting with the Wild West region. A posse of cowboys are all that stand in their way."

July 29
 No trailer yet.

Starring: Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Julianne Moore
Written by: Dan Fogelman (Tangled)
Directed by: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa

"A father's life unravels while he deals with a marital crisis and tries to manage his relationship with his children."

August 3

Starring: Hank Azaria, Katy Perry and Jonathan Winters
Screenplay by: J. David Stem and David N. Weiss
Directed by: Raja Gosnell

"When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down."

August 10
 No trailer yet.

Starring: Jeremy Irvine, Emily Watson and David Thewlis
Screenplay by: Lee Hall and Richard Curtis
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Based on the novel by: Michael Morpurgo

"Follows a young man named Albert and his horse, Joey, and how their bond is broken when Joey is sold to the cavalry and sent to the trenches of World War One. Despite being too young to enlist, Albert heads to France to save his friend."

August 12
No trailer yet.

Starring: Emma Stone, Viola Davis and Octavia Spencer
Written and Directed by: Tate Taylor
Based on the novel by: Kathryn Stockett

"A look at what happens when a southern town's unspoken code of rules and behavior is shattered by three courageous women who strike up an unlikely friendship."

Monday, March 21, 2011

Come along Patsy...

Can you ever really defend your faith if you've never questioned it?

Was Jesus surprised when he walked on water or did he know he could do it all along?

Whatever happened to the Catholic priests from a few years ago?

Do people follow Jesus or his teachings?

Why didn't Jesus ever get married? Was it just too hard to find "the one" in those days?

If we're made in God's image, does that mean we look like him or we look like he imagined we would?

Did God take Adam's rib because he had one too many and was lopsided?

Did Jesus have a last name? Or was he too famous for one, like Madonna?

How did the animals on the ark not eat each other?

Who decided there would be an Easter Bunny? Did the bunnies win a bet or something?

Why are all the good tasting foods so bad for you?

Does God get the ultimate two-thumbs-up for giving us opposable thumbs?

Do people see a light before dying because Heaven is really sunny?

For his time, do you think Jesus was more akin to a politician, a rabbi, or a stand-up comic?

WWJLT? What would Jesus listen to?

And, finally, since there are so many funny people, don't you think God has a sense of humor too?