Monday, March 21, 2011

Come along Patsy...

Can you ever really defend your faith if you've never questioned it?

Was Jesus surprised when he walked on water or did he know he could do it all along?

Whatever happened to the Catholic priests from a few years ago?

Do people follow Jesus or his teachings?

Why didn't Jesus ever get married? Was it just too hard to find "the one" in those days?

If we're made in God's image, does that mean we look like him or we look like he imagined we would?

Did God take Adam's rib because he had one too many and was lopsided?

Did Jesus have a last name? Or was he too famous for one, like Madonna?

How did the animals on the ark not eat each other?

Who decided there would be an Easter Bunny? Did the bunnies win a bet or something?

Why are all the good tasting foods so bad for you?

Does God get the ultimate two-thumbs-up for giving us opposable thumbs?

Do people see a light before dying because Heaven is really sunny?

For his time, do you think Jesus was more akin to a politician, a rabbi, or a stand-up comic?

WWJLT? What would Jesus listen to?

And, finally, since there are so many funny people, don't you think God has a sense of humor too?

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